i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
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If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
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au meme: castiel doesn’t like plaid shirts → requested by breathenomorebw2l
Dan’s & Phil’s sex tape. {x}
Oh God, one of my oldest gifsets ever.
nailed it :/
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“I don’t do the ‘Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll’ thing. Like, I hope I don’t disappoint anybody but it’s more like ‘Marriage, Puppies, and Rock & Roll’ I guess is my thing.” -Matty Mullins
I’m fucking done
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